what if he came back and was talking aloud to god in the street, and was seen doing this, but was thrown into an institution because everyone thought he was crazy? think about it before you answer in haste, how many times have you walked past some guy in the street talking to himself and it creeped you out so you ran to the other side of the street to avoid him. what if that guy was jesus?
2007-03-04 03:28:18 · 16 answers · asked by tandypants 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeahh! And what if he had like a gun for a hand and an eye-patch because he was a secret agent before he became aware he was the son of god. And he spoke really gruff and cool like, and tons of chicks wanted him but he was like "no way, i'm not into sex before marriage.... And besides i'm not into that sins of the flesh ****". And then he'd flick his cigarette into Jessica Alba's eye to teach her a lesson for having sex before marriage and for looking so good. "DON'T TEMPT ME ALBA", he'd say like Gandalf at the beginning of Lord of the Rings. What if THAT guy was Jesus?
2007-03-04 03:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by Kwisatz Haderach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was hung on a piece of wood. Then he arised after 3 days. The bible teaches that EVERYONE in the world will see him coming back, at the same instant. There is SO much that I could write but the best thing for you and the readers of this is to read Matthew 24:23 TO Matthew 24:31. This scripture is the EXACT ANSWER to your question and it should be easily understood.
2007-03-04 11:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by Wayne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think about that sometimes...How many people have I walked by on the street that I thought were weird at first and then realized they were pretty cool then we became friends later.
First impressions are an interesting thing...People focus on what they can only see on the surface...Taking stock in what they can only see, touch or hear...Kind of sad when you think about it.
2007-03-04 11:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Jefferson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I never thought of it like that. I guess i feel sorry for people who are talking to themselves in the streets. People who do that tend to do so because they have a lot of problems.
2007-03-04 11:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ben Folds has this great song called "Jesusland" about that very thing.
"Town to town
broadcast to each house, they drop your name
but no one knows your face
Billboards quoting things you'd never say
you hang your head and pray
for Jesusland
Jesusland"
2007-03-04 11:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus Comes Back all will see it and Know.
2007-03-04 11:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Thumbs down me now 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true. that is why if ur not agnostic or atheist they shouldnt get mad at us for not believing when anyone would through someone in a mental institution if they started "healing" people and preaching. lmao
2007-03-04 11:49:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Havn't you heard that song, "What if God was one of us?"
It ponders this very thing.
It's important to treat everybody the way you'd like to be treated.
2007-03-04 11:34:33 · answer #8 · answered by liddabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus in a straight jacket. Now that's funny!
2007-03-04 11:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by Sluggo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
U would know Jesus id u saw Him, even if you didnt believe in Him before. lol.
2007-03-04 11:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by Eryn v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋