one day on a farm, one of the baby chicken falls into the well. the mother hen cries ''quick get the BMW''. so the sheep tie a rope to it and manage the get the chick out. the next day the same thing happens again but before the sheep can get the car the horse comes over, drops his wang in the well and pulls the chick to safety.
the moral of the story?
when you're hung like a horse you dont need a BMW to pull a chick!
2007-03-04 03:24:47 · 12 answers · asked by Jaimee1987 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! That's the best joke I've read in years.
2007-03-04 03:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-03-04 04:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10 fab joke
2007-03-04 07:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cheers for that just what i needed for the sunday hangover hehehe
2007-03-04 03:31:44 · answer #4 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehheheh lol thats a good one lol
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2007-03-04 03:29:47 · answer #5 · answered by § gαввαηα § 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
even worse if it was a mini lol
2007-03-05 01:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good...loved it, will have to remember that one!!
2007-03-04 09:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good it made me chuckle
2007-03-04 09:09:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny.
2007-03-04 04:13:45 · answer #9 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-03-04 03:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋