Rocket launches from Houston to Mars with two monkeys and a woman.
Houston calls first monkey: "adjust oxygen 20%,stop radar,phase to warp factor 3".
Monkey one: "ok, done".
Houston calls second monkey: "switch off engine three,start radiation shield,adjust anti-gravitational throttle".
Monkey two: "ok, done"
Houston to woman: "feed monkeys and don't f**k**g touch anything!".
2007-03-04 02:55:58 · 7 answers · asked by 2bitnobody 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one! How about this:
What was the last radio message received from the Columbia Space Shuttle before it was destroyed?
"OK, if she wants to drive, let her drive!"
2007-03-04 03:03:49 · answer #1 · answered by bacteria4eva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the main effective flow orbit between Earth and the different planet (without utilising orbital-speed boosts, often referred to as, inaptly, gravity boosts) takes 260 days. So, guy ought to get to Mars in decrease than a twelve months. in spite of the incontrovertible fact that, to come back, one has to anticipate extra advantageous than a twelve months, and the completed holiday time is longer than we are able to accomplish at this component in time, with the craft we've accessible. I look to bear in mind the "waiting" time at Mars, for it to be interior the suitable place for a return holiday, is slightly over 500 days. So, the completed holiday time to and from Mars is slightly over a million,000 days.
2016-10-02 08:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very sexist, are you suggesting women cant do what monkeys can.
oh hang on a minute
only one woman ever went on a shuttle mission
an it crashed
you may be right
2007-03-04 03:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny he can trust the monkeyes but not the woman.
2007-03-04 02:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde moment was it ?
lol
2007-03-04 02:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job she can cook then eh? i like it
2007-03-06 01:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheecky f*cker, te he he!
2007-03-04 03:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋