I went to get my results from my doctor.
He said there was good news and bad news.
I asked for the good news first.
He said:
The good news is. We've named a disease after you.......
2007-03-04 02:29:17 · 19 answers · asked by 2bitnobody 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good news bad news
A man was in the hospital to have his appendix taken out. By mistake they amputated both his legs.
As he woke up the doctor was standing by his bedside and said i am afraid we have some bad news and good news. The man says give me the bad new first. Doctor says by mistake we amputated both your legs. Whats the good news? The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.
One more.
A man was in the hospital to have a leg amputated.
The doctor says I have bad news and good news. Bad news we amputated the wrong leg. Good news is the bad leg is getting better
2007-03-04 02:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those two places.
You had your bladder removed,
And you're on the mends.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
And a box of Depends.
Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!"
2007-03-04 02:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dave solutions the telephone, and it fairly is an A&E well being practitioner. The well being practitioner says: "Your spouse replaced into in a intense vehicle twist of destiny, and that i've got undesirable information and good information. The undesirable information is she has lost all use of the two palms and the two legs, and could choose help ingesting and going to the bathing room for something of her existence." Harry says, "My God. what's the best information?" The well being practitioner says, "i'm kidding. She's ineffective."
2016-09-30 04:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by philibert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the bad news?
after a recent accident when i awoke the doctor told me that he had good news and bad for me The bad news was i had to have a blood transfusion and thy had to use blood from a black guy and blood from an illegal immigrant. The good news was my p*nis was now six inches longer and I had gone to the top of the housing list
2007-03-04 02:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by mac 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
and the bad news was the disease is to be the next in the list of AIDS and Hepatitis B
2007-03-04 05:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"As for the bad news", the doctor continued, " you will not get to know how famous the disease named after you would become."
2007-03-04 02:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-04 02:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by mrsallport 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad news
2007-03-04 02:46:26 · answer #8 · answered by BillyG2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad news is you'll be dead within 10 minutes!
2007-03-04 02:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by Bud's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and the bad news, your insurance dropped you, and were going to have to ask you to leave.
2007-03-04 03:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋