Another blonde joke?

Question

The blonde goes to play golf - her ball end up in the woods - she goes off to find it but instead finds a frog stuck in a trap.
The frog yells to her for help - Please free me, If you do i will grant you 3 wishes.the blonde frees the frog where after the frog says I will grant you 3 wishes but be carefull what you wish because for every wish you make your husband will receive the same wish x 10.The blond wishes that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog says- you do understand tha will make your husband the most beautiful man ever on the face of the earth and all woman will flock to him - she replies - that does not matter, if I am the most beautiful woman on earth he will only have eyes for me.
Her second wish she wishes to be the riches woman in the world -again the frog says but that will make your husband even more rich. she says it does not matter we share everything. For her last wish she tries to be very cleaver and wishes for a mild heartattack

If you do not get it read here:

She wished for a mild heart attack hoping her husband would get a big heart attack but being blonde do not understand that she said she wanted a mild heart attack that would give her husband a 10 x milder heart attack

Answer 1

LOL.

Have a great day!

Answer 2

ok.

I've got a "bloke walks into a bar blonde joke":

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I’m a 6’ tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she’s a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."

Answer 3

Haha... that's pretty good... Here's mine:

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years.
Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts
loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says,
"One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

On Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the
turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets
up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards
in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes
through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes
running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is
concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the
bathroom for 3 hours.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door,
when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says,
"You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out,
but by the grace of God and these two fingers
I got them back up there again."

Answer 4

marvelous one!!! well-known man or woman for you! that is one among my favorites: a brunette became junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' again and again. a blonde is walking by technique of and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt understand why she is doing this, yet she joins her because it seems interesting. they both bounce on the tracks for a lengthy time period, until eventually they listen a practice coming. the brunette receives exited and begins leaping larger and screaming louder, so the blonde does an identical. the practice's tooting because it comes nearer, and suitable before it squishes them both, the brunette leaps out of a thanks to protection. to placed it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot again on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!

Answer 5

That's hilarious! Here's some of mine!
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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
The Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.

Answer 6

I don't think a blonde would be smart enough to think of that. If it had been me, I would have said. "I wish you would beat me half to death.

Answer 7

Hopeless joke!!!

Answer 8

GET REAL.WISHING FROGS DON'T EXIST. SO WHO IS MORE STUPID, THE BLOND OR THE ONE WHO TOLD THIS JOKE?

Answer 9

cool

Answer 10

ha!!!really good joke!!!