2007-03-04 01:43:30 · 8 answers · asked by captive 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
the taste
2007-03-04 01:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm a big fan of one-liners; here are a couple:
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Kiss me twice, I'm schizophrenic.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Procrastinate now!
Borrow money from a pessimist- they don't expect it back.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
2007-03-04 02:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by Muse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
and blamed it on the cost of living.
If a "fatal" error is made with the E-mail I sent, does that mean I killed somebody?
At age 66 I'm bisexual. I said bye to sex.
Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye."
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those two places.
2007-03-04 02:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the diffrence between a train and a teacher?
a teacer says spit out your gum
and
a train says to chew chew! (choo choo)
2007-03-04 02:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by malgosia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
2007-03-04 01:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a tissue dance?
2007-03-04 01:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummmm.......i got nothin
2007-03-04 01:46:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
???????????What???????????
2007-03-04 01:46:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥LuV my preppyness♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋