If a pagan woman, a wiccan woman, and a christian woman walked in to a bar?

Question

Who would you talk to?

ha ha ha I like the fight one.... no I ask this becouse we(My friend's and I) have done this. I'm pagan, Jen is Wiccan and Em is christian, we walked in to a bar with necklesses baring our religios symbles, just wanted to see if anything dif. would happon.

Answer 1

Well, I thought that this was some sort of joke, like the Rabbi, Priest, and minister walking into the bar jokes. However...

I would probably talk to whoever appeared the most approachable or in the most need of conversation. I would like to talk to all three if they were all three together, because I think the conversation would be interesting with so many perspectives. Were I lonely and seeking a single woman to date, I would probably not aim for the Christian woman, merely because we would be more likely to have religious differences, as I'm Celtic Pagan.

Of course, were this a request for an answer to a joke, I would have to finish it with either something about how the Christian woman was seeing double because she ran into a bar (and Wiccans are one of the many types of Pagans, so the other two women could be one in the same) or something about how a sleazy guy offered the Christian woman a drink and she cited an anti-drunkeness passage from the Bible, either Galations 5:24, Romans 13:13, or Luke 21:34, whichever is funnier. The man then walked up to the Wiccan woman and offered to buy her a drink. She pulled out her wallet and told the man that she believed in the threefold law, so if he bought her a drink, she would have to buy him three, and she did not have that much money. So he walked over to the other Pagan woman and offered to buy her a drink and she let him buy her drink after drink after drink before revealing to him that she was a Vestal virgin.

Answer 2

The Pagan, or the Wiccan. I usually wind up with the fanatical Christian, who wants to lecture me on the "Glory of Je-saus" .

I abhor the insinuation that just because I'm NOT Christian, I must have never heard of Jesus, or ever read the Bible. Because, "How can anyone who's read the Bible, NOT believe in it?!?"

Answer 3

Rape is an act of capacity. the belief of somebody apologizing for this heinous crime and waiting for to be forgiven because of fact he's christian is this way of pile of BS. That thought is between the excuses I so strongly reject religions. This rapist would be reincarnated for the point of starting to be atonement for his abusive aggressions. which would be his karmic criminal duty The pagan would be reincarnated with the point to strengthen her non secular boost, and her karmic criminal duty would be to make atonement for her transgressions she committed for the time of her previous existence. the thought that one would be cleansed of their unacceptable habit by using apology, and bowing his head as he asks for forgiveness or by potential of confessing ones religiously defined "sin" to a clergyman, doing a penance of mentally asserting 10 Hail Marys, 4 apostles creed, and the prayer of the admission of guilt is in simple terms malarkey. those "sinners" will proceed to repeat an analogous detrimental habit, week after week after week. Apology, so they suspect, will cleanse them. Boy, how handy.

Answer 4

I don't go to bars, but I'd like to be an invisible presence there when you do this to see what happens.

Answer 5

I will take myself away from there. They may start fighting...

Answer 6

I will talk to the one who is the least drunk.

Answer 7

Which every one was the hottest.

Answer 8

All of them.

Answer 9

All of them.

Or none.... I'm rather shy at times. :)