What is the stupidest question that any women has asked you --- for policemen...?

Question

Well, what do you say...

Answer 1

A woman called the police to have a Deer Crossing sign moved. Several deer had been hit there and she didn't think that wa a good place for them to be crossing.

Answer 2

A women came up to me with a boy about 12 years old and asked me to scare the child into being a good boy.. The child was clearly abused and wearing a shiner.

She wanted me to be the boogie man but instead I turn her over to child welfare.

Answer 3

Pulled over a woman for a traffic infraction and she was drunk. Once she was cuffed and placed in the car she asked, "Is there something we can do to work this out?" I told her, " I don't think so."

Not only were we on camera when she said it, but she was homely, overweight, smelled bad, and was missing some teeth! eeeeew

Answer 4

I responded to an information type call in a rather nice area $$$$$. The female asked if I could watch her children while she goes to the doctor. She advised me that it was an emergency and she did pay my salary. After that i transferred into narcotics and get to associate with good old fashion scum.

Answer 5

A local pizza place called in a DUI driver. When I pulled her over and arrested her for DUI, she asked if she could take her fresh pizza with her to the station, so she could eat it while I processed her.
Obviously- no.

Answer 6

One asked "what is a policeman"

Answer 7

are u a policeman?

Answer 8

this one because it makes no sense

Answer 9

ask your mum