The teacher disagrees, but the student goes on and on untill she stops and says " When I die and got to heaven I'll ask him and prove you wrong", The teach then says" What if Joanna went to hell", without missing a beat the students says " Then you can ask Him" !!!
2007-03-04 01:02:11 · 22 answers · asked by Carolinapanthersfan8 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The teacher disagrees, but the student goes on and on untill she stops and says " When I die and got to heaven I'll ask him and prove you wrong", The teach then says" What if Jonah went to hell", without missing a beat the students says " Then you can ask Him" !!!
2007-03-04 01:09:38 · update #1
Good one!!
2007-03-11 17:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by Bevin 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is cute. Did you ever notice that kids say the darndest things?
While sitting at the dinner table one evening, my 7 and 8-year-old boys started telling me how they "thought" that they witnessed two teenagers engaging in the "full facts of life" in the next-door garage. Concerned, of course, I questioned them and was relieved to find out that they were doing not much more than kissing.
So, of course, I felt it best at that time to set them straight and explain the real facts of life to them. My oldest found everything I said to be quite funny and silly but my 7-year-old blurted out (as I was swallowing my food) "Oh, I get it! It's like going to the gas station and pumping gas!"
A 5-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 5-year-old, "I think it's about time we start swearing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 5-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell,' and you say '***', OK?"
The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5-year-old what he wants for breakfast
"Awe hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.
The Mom looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, " but you can bet your *** it won't be Cheerios."
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he could say "**** OFF!", the dog ate him!"
2007-03-04 01:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
such a funny joke, i just wish i hadn't heard it so many times that it's not funny anymore :'(
10/10 on the joke though :)
2007-03-11 14:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny but it hits too close to home...convos like this happen everday in school.
2007-03-12 01:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by TarasBoutiqueAtEtsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm!!! Interesting!!!
2007-03-11 17:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by xyza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my telling a teacher that he is in hell- that is so bad. but the girl has a point- it may not be often but it happens.
2007-03-04 01:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by ***clumsy clam*** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's really funny
2007-03-04 01:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yhea...stick it to the teacher, that's what she get!! funny. +10 for the little girl.
2016-03-16 04:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG this is really funny.
Definitely
2007-03-11 04:09:34 · answer #9 · answered by styles4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! THAT'S FUNNY!
ba ba da da..ba ba da da..ba ba da da ba ba da da ba ba da da.. (cupid's chokehold by gym class heroes)(i'm bored)
2007-03-11 16:07:28 · answer #10 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋