...riddle?

Question

blah..
im really bored got any riddles?
or possibly a really good joke?
for 10 pt.

thanks in advance

Answer 1

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me
> it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
> take?" I ask.
> "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
> I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
> breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
> Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even
> walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

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The Riddle

On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
"That`s easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."

"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?" he inquired.
"You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in."

When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child ?"
Blair replied, "That`s easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen, "You may go, now."

So President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him,
"I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your > > sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"
Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I deliberate on this for a while?"
"Yes," said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President.
As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said,
"Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"
"That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."

"Oh thank you," said Rove, "You may just have saved me my job!" So Rove went in to the Oval Office and said to President Bush,
"I think I know the answer to your riddle.
The child was Colin Powell!"

"No, you idiot!" shouted Bush,

"The child was Tony Blair!"


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Answer 2

1 night, a king, and a queen went on a boat. the 3rd person said we're going to die. who was the third person. answer knight at the beginning of the riddle

Answer 3

A father and his son are in a crash the father and son both go to different hospitals. Later when the boy arrives in the hospital the doctor goes "I can not operate on this child he is my son."


How is this possible?

Answer 4

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?

Answer 5

Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
A: Glass

Answer 6

-make ten 3-letter words from your name eg sad etc. I'll return in ten minutes to claim my 10 in twenty minutes. Go!

Answer 7

Q: marys father had 5 children nini, nono, nana, nyny what is the 5th child called?






A: Mary

Answer 8

What has four legs and gives milk?

Two lactating women.