how to beat a hair drug test i have 3 weeks and heard it goes back as far as 3 months?

Question

gee gosh golly thanks for the advice fags but i need answers not your lame D.A.R.E. commercials . These are your responses ... no help! these are your responses on drugs... still no help!
ok i was on vacation and did a little partying while in amsterdam had to see the culture the way it was meant to be seen im all clean now and always have been responsable hard working person it was once dont think badly of me for having a good time for a week on vacation so now if anyone actually knows of a solution besides going for the look of kojack and if any of you punks remember who that is i would like a real answer not a P.S.A. will a hair cut and taking some hair and nail pills to speed up my hair growth work will vinegar work it does inside you for a pee test y not on your hair real answers please and from someone who has actually lived a little not from kids who cant even walk to school or wipe there on behinds without mommys approval. thumbs down 2 all lame answers

Answer 1

Just Say No!!! and clean up your act.

Answer 2

I want to be fair with you and give you a complete answer. Please hang through all this...

Before doing anything drastic and shaving all your hair or other wildly imaginitive things, first remember that the hair sample is not limited to the head (hair on arms, legs, eyebrows...you get the picture). You can't shave all that or bleach all that without looking WAY suspicious. What to do?

Face the outcome with a smile and say to the employer or lawyer or whomever with, "As my drug test has indicated, I have not had any drugs for x amount of time." Tell them that you can do whatever is requested, but also include that you are not a druggie, and that your test has proved such. Act like you learned a lesson.

I performed many drug tests on all kinds of people. It's amazing that we can spot the nervous ones, the ones that don't look right, the shaved heads and arms, the amount of newly blonde people. I'll tell ya' if I'm suspicious to the validity of my tests, I will include a note with my observations of the pt. If I give a false negative to an employer, the employer will send the pt. back to me.

My only solace to you is this: Some of us are paid to find the drugs in our samples, and it's our job to redo the tests until we are sure it's not there. If you can fool someone like me with any of that trickery, then you have nothing to worry about. I do want to say that if it is for employment, then it is better to look like you learned some kind of life lesson by your past actions. An employer or judge or whomever will be more impressed with you learning a life lesson than seeing you come back for numerous false negatives (because that makes it look like you are hiding something, therefore you cannot be trusted).

Good luck.

Answer 3

I dont know about the tide ****. I think that might **** the hair up. What I would do is this process cut some of your hair off and add
vinegar 10min. add salicilic acid into the mix ,(zit ****)5 min and then see if it ***** your hair up. Like if you have hair coloring it might. Otherwise if you dont have hair coloring I'd just do it. Remember burns like **** vinegar10min +zit **** 5min)+(do not get this **** in your eyes). After all this wash with rid for 30 minutes. You should get the rid **** and use it twice a day or 20-30 minutes every day up until the test. I dont know about the tide **** but I read that heavy smokers passed. go read this **** yurself@ http://www.marijuana.com/420/blood-hair-saliva-testing/21816-easy-way-passing-hair-test.html

Answer 4

IT can go back as far as 3 years and longer. Not sure but you will have the time to figur this out and maybe wright a book about it if the test is for work you will have a lot of spare time soon.

Answer 5

I agree shave...as for how long it goes back I've heard only 6 months.

Answer 6

I guess you could shave your head ala Brittany Spears!

Answer 7

shave

Answer 8

Yea, don't do drugs. Ever think of that, you hippy?