his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper." The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start supper." The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah, I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." After supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "Hey, there's only an inch of water in the tub!" "Yes," the husband replies. "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
2007-03-03 23:09:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
liked it skycat, very funny, i'll give that one an airing up the club later thanks,,,,
2007-03-04 01:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
appropriate comedian tale i've got heard in a looong time! The punch line replaced into the icing on the cake because of the fact in the previous the very final fact, I variety of replaced into thinking hmmmm that's a good element that somebody could desire to apply something that may not getting used - then her husband's d_ _ _ wasn't getting used ha ha ha!!! I wager there are somewhat some husbands in real existence that have the comparable element!!! ;-O
2016-09-30 04:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by philibert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good respond from the husband
2007-03-03 23:15:59 · answer #3 · answered by alao a 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny ha ha
I wanna text this to everyone x x x
2007-03-03 23:19:02 · answer #4 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-04 00:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is a must to remember and tell the scheming b!tch that sits in the cubical next to mine. She is sleeping with the boss but she is engaged!!!!!!
2007-03-03 23:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
NIce one
2007-03-03 23:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by hans t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was not quite expecting that ending but it was very amusing.
2007-03-04 00:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was not one to kill the golden goose! LOL! Good joke!
2007-03-03 23:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
r u sure it wasnt a pearl necklace
2007-03-03 23:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm ok we'll go with that yay *starts clapping* woot woot *backs away slowly* haha i dont no why i always say tat but ok.....
2007-03-04 02:07:49 · answer #11 · answered by smexie panda 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋