A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
2007-03-03 22:24:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-03 22:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it was really funny,i like blonde jokes 10/10
2007-03-04 06:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two best friends are blonde and I love to tell blonde jokes to tease them cos I'm a red head! This one is a classic that my Dad told me. 5 stars!!
2007-03-04 07:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-04 08:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the morning laugh, that was really cute 10 out 10
2007-03-04 08:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing like a good old joke. Know any other antique ones ?
2007-03-04 07:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by hans t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet the blond guys didnt get it,aaaa im blind too
2007-03-04 07:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by love_fool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still makes me laugh my lungs out.
2007-03-04 06:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Dark-Pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! that is sooooo funny....but i think that it is mean that peoplee are making dumb blond jokes. My teacher said it all started with Baywatch.
2007-03-04 06:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolroflmfao hahahahahahahahaha lolroflmfao hehehehehehehehe nice 1
2007-03-04 06:28:56 · answer #10 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah..thats the funniest blonde joke i ever saw =]]
2007-03-04 07:32:09 · answer #11 · answered by asdfjkl; 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋