2007-03-03 22:23:21 · 52 answers · asked by bonnie-bee 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I say nothing. In my lot, however, (leave it to the uni age male) to say, "I think I am about to give birth" often coming out one will say "I just gave birth to a real little...."
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-03-03 23:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd just like to say that i am sitting at my desk with tears rolling down face - you are all absolute heros'!!! This should be made into a book - I am in hysterics!
My husband is obsessed with the loo and has about a billions sayings - our downstairs loo is even called the pooping palace and has its own sign!
Thank you for brightening my day - however i must go now as I am off for a Brad ... (Pitt)
2007-03-06 23:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by bevflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 2
2007-03-05 04:05:31 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a little girl (and I'm 50 now!) my Grandad always used to say, "I'm going to see a man about a dog" As men do, he disappeared for quite some time, probably reading the paper or doing the crossword, and I always lived in hope that he would return with a cute puppy as it was something I lalways longed for. For many years I was disappointed - but then one day he disappeared for quite some time and came home with a crossbreed puppy for me!
2007-03-05 01:38:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say I need to do #2 and take reading material with you and maybe mention that you will be gone for more than a few minutes. That is the most tact full way I can think of. They should get the hint.
2007-03-04 13:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by wageslave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you need me, don´t look for me because I will be creating and re-creating gas explosions and implosions from the cheeks of my butt, and I don´t think you guys should use your bathroom again for a week, because wait till you see what me and the Porcelain Goddess are going to create. Or you can just say I am going to negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages. Good luck.
P.S. Leave them with a double double-decker for added enhancement and illusion.
(I was being completely sarcastic in case somebody thinks I´m serious, this DISCLAIMER clears me the right to not be judged)
2007-03-03 22:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by nassim420 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why bother to explain? Just say 'I'm going to the bathroom,' if someone demands an explanation you can coyly say that you'll be disposed for a while but if a person is rude enough to demand a graphic answer then give it toi them.
Peace...
2007-03-03 22:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im going to take a load off my mind!
Im goingto the library!
I'm just going to the Office.
Im going to express my views.
I just need to download.
Phew... I'm gonna do a Mr.Kreasote if I dont go now
2007-03-03 22:41:44 · answer #8 · answered by Rory C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me I am on my way to the little girl's room , do you have the latest copy of Cosmo, thought I 'd catch up on some reading.
2007-03-07 16:02:39 · answer #9 · answered by barefootcountrygal_25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta go drop off a log in the pool
2007-03-03 23:50:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋