jokes-not corny chat ups please
2007-03-03 22:15:14 · 8 answers · asked by johnc 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just, Hi. I think it works best.
2007-03-03 22:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by LesHug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, violets are blue...
your mom's so hot, what happened to you
If the cows laugh does the milk come out of their nose?
If love is blind then why there is beauty?
2007-03-03 22:19:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
2007-03-03 22:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My last girlfriend snorted cocaine, but never just once.
2007-03-03 22:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
why did the elephant wear red pyjamas?
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because his blue ones were in the wash!
2007-03-03 23:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by prettylittlegardenfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
2007-03-03 22:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only reason I get any sex at all is because of what I am.........A rapist! LOL
2007-03-03 22:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
oh yes..i am always there .........
2007-03-03 22:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋