I want to die like my grandfather...in his sleep. Not like the three screaming passengers in his car.
2007-03-03 19:24:50 · 23 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I want to die like my uncle
He swallowed a pint of lacquer
He hd a terrible death
But
A lovely finish
2007-03-03 21:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not like the car accident I got in once, good thing I landed in the grass, I thought I was dead after wards.
I was comatose for 2 weeks and at first I saw the light but then it got dark and stayed dark for too long. Horrible ordeal with the pain I was suffering made me think I thought I was in hell.
2007-03-04 03:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by Nick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Luck
Sleeping Pills Work Great For That
2007-03-04 05:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw. Thats kinda sweet, you want to die just like your grandfather did...in his sleep
2007-03-04 03:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not in a position to control you ,on what you want on how to die, but for sure I'll sent you a lovely bouquet of Red ,(fiery action) Pink ( love) White (purity of undying love) ROSES.. Sincerely, Hopelessly Romantic ..
2007-03-04 03:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twisted
2007-03-04 03:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by uuummk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, my dad told me that one a while back, still pretty funny.. I agree I'd rather die in my sleep too, but I'd like not to take anyone with me..
2007-03-04 03:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! That's BAD! LOL. LOL.
Let mine be instantanious! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great Sunday!
2007-03-04 09:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make urself known by the world with ur honest and true
work for the ppl of the world
2007-03-04 03:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by WavEE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1. i dont wanna die so that i can show the world that no stupid person as me will be born until ages after my birth.
2007-03-04 03:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋