This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.
The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your bxdy which ailx you, and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his crxtch.
With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dexd."
2007-03-03 18:36:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know there is a Brandy fuelled answer to this, that I couldn`t possibly say on air!!
loved this one cracked me up!!!
10/10/ an` a * 4 U
Tink xxx
2007-03-04 14:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cleaver, not bad, 8/10
2007-03-03 18:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 9/10
2007-03-03 20:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Classic. Oldie, but goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great Sunday!
2007-03-04 01:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one chris 10/10
2007-03-03 22:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was a funny joke.
2007-03-04 00:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 8/10!
2007-03-03 22:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by uber-coolies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent !!!
keep them coming
2007-03-03 18:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad your little johnny jokes are better what's with the "X's"
2007-03-03 19:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by Fire Lt. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Nice one, it's really funny!
I can't stop laughing....
Still laughing! ^o^
2007-03-03 21:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by deandra56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋