The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crxde. But eventually his turn came.
Little johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a pxriod," reported Wally.
"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a pxriod."
"Damned if I know," said johnny "But, this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
2007-03-03 18:26:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh chris 10/10
2007-03-03 22:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
Your way too cool!
10/10 an` a * 4 U, well deserved.
Tink x
2007-03-04 22:19:29 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-04 04:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Chris keep up the good work
2007-03-04 04:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny man. just email me if you want to start getting funny jokes or pictures. my friends send me stuff like that all the time and i love to give it out to others with a sense of humor.
2007-03-04 02:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes little johnny rules was very very funny.
2007-03-04 08:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My first laugh of the day. I needed that to lift up my spirits. I thought it was really funny. Please give us some more.
2007-03-04 02:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
good 1
burn420schwag share it wit us all
2007-03-04 22:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good one
2007-03-04 02:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Fire Lt. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i really like your jokes cuddles...where do you get them...why don't you email me them at
vickynash17@yahoo.com
2007-03-04 03:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
You are good!!!
thx for the laugh...
2007-03-04 02:57:44 · answer #11 · answered by MARCO 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋