Little johnny runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bxsh and asks, "What's that Mommy?"
A little embarrassed, she tells him that is is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys.
Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bxsh for bikini season. Tommy asks her, "Where is your sponge mommy?"
Again embarrassed, she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it.
His mother says, "Okay," and goes back to showering.
Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge.
"What do you mean you found my sponge? Where?" asked his mom.
"The lady next door has it, and she's washing Daddy's fxce with it!" reported Tommy.
2007-03-03 18:20:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-03 20:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep some jxrk will give u a violation for this 1
but it was funny 10/10
2007-03-04 22:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would you get a violation for that it was really funny 10/10
2007-03-04 04:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so clean compared to the Cardinals. Bet I can get a reprimand before you do. Good joke, heard it but like it........
2007-03-04 02:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you`re making me blush!!! Really!!
Fandabbydozy!!
10/10 *
Tink x
2007-03-04 22:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill 10/10
2007-03-04 06:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like little johnny why did you switch his name in middle of joke ?
2007-03-04 03:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol.
2007-03-04 02:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was funny.
2007-03-04 08:28:48 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha..boy poor lady....but rel funny even i would not have been able resist such a thing
2007-03-04 02:55:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋