I love my Job, I love the Pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; she's the best!
I love her boss and all the rest.
I love my Office and its location -
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded Cell!
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my Peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my Computer and all its Software;
I hug it often though it doesn't care...
I love each Program and every File,
I try to understand once in a while!!
I'm happy to be here, I am I am;
I'm the happiest Slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this Work; I love these Chores.
I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.
I love my Job - I'll say it again -
I even love these friendly Men -
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away!!
2007-03-03 18:07:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L very gd 10/10
2007-03-03 20:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that you are a happy guy!
Such cheer, no money on earth can buy.
And when you are done, at break of day,
You get pills, so you can stay that way.
They just love their jobs- those psycho goons;
Keeping track of the pitiful loons.
You won't get well or even better.
Scrambling what's left of your gray matter.
2007-03-04 02:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh you are a real hoot! it was hilarious. I read it to everyone in my household. Can you make one about how much you love ur 1987 Toyota with a gas and oil leak?
PS: BRAVO!
2007-03-04 02:13:51 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Damn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a totally awesome poem! You are true Literati. In a padded cell, but still Literati!!
2007-03-04 02:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s great!!
Just putting my white coat on for ya!!
10/10 *
Tink x
2007-03-04 21:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It farnee! great job.i feel happy just reading it.you must be crazy,i'm talking bout the last two sentences=D
2007-03-04 02:18:30 · answer #6 · answered by aMUSEd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've read it before and still loved it! I sent it to my husband too and he has it pinned on the wall by his desk!
2007-03-04 02:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love my job was brilliant and funny.
2007-03-04 08:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i were you i would do some part time poetry writting or song writting...you sure got a way with words..
2007-03-04 02:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-03-04 02:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋