Two small boys met during their first day at school.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.
Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Rodney about his family vacation.
"We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Rodney replied, "My mistake. Actually, she lives in Ohio."
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
2007-03-03 17:49:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur on a roll lmao 10/10
2007-03-03 22:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad I chuckled
What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
2007-03-04 01:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ponch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've answered quite a few of ur jokes and i dont see any violations necessary.. ur jokes are totally hilarious and keep up the good work! this one is hilarious too! particularly the 2nd one.. LOL!
2007-03-04 02:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff hahahahaha What's five lawers on the bottom of the ocean called? a good start.
2007-03-04 06:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why you are getting violations and I hope you stop getting them and these jokes was very funny
2007-03-04 08:33:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2007-03-04 02:14:48 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny!!! "Ohio"........smart kid!
Back to normal then. ;)
Faf 10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-04 19:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Good ones.
2007-03-04 01:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh on a miserable sunday afternoon!!
2007-03-04 10:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol
2007-03-04 19:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by old-bag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋