A young mother was once again pregnant and trying to explain to her little girl just how she had gotten that way. She explained how a baby was growing in her tummy, and how it took and egg and a spxrm. Daddy made the spxrm, and Mommy made the egg.
Then the little girl asked her mother, "So, if it takes a spxrm and an egg to make a baby, and the egg is already in your tummy, then how does the spxrm get in there? Does Mommy swxllow it?"
The little girl's mother replied, "She does, if she wants a new cocktail dress."
2007-03-03
17:40:52
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