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I think the title explains it, but what if he/she did, and he lived here and was some homeless dude. Would you believe him/her? I know i'm quoting a song but, would you believe him/her? This is of course if he/she does exist.

2007-03-03 16:37:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

9 answers

Err umm, that's cannabis!

Cheers!

ST

2007-03-03 16:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by In Memory of Simon Templar 5 · 1 1

Wasn't that a song by Joan Osborne?

Prince does a better version of that song, it's on disc 3 or 1996 release Emancipation

No, I don't believe Prince is God, he is just Purple Royalty, Jack!

2007-03-04 00:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What if God only liked to smoke cannabis.Then decided to go on yhe wagon.What about relapse?What if someone gave him the wrong kind and he got a migraine headache?Then someone gave him another joint that took the pain away.What if he smoked cannabis and he got hungry? What if he got horny?What if he was again capable of solving that last physics test.

2007-03-04 00:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by stratoframe 5 · 0 1

People would have 26 and a half legs, and 13 eyes, and 3 penises, 24 vaginas, 14 arms and 4 ears

2007-03-04 00:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by Ethernaut 6 · 0 1

You can speculate all night about that.
I have met plenty of people who smoke weed, are homeless and think they are god.

2007-03-04 00:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

could god heat a burrito so hit that he himself could not eat it? thats a even more puzzling question

2007-03-04 00:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by Dont get Infected 7 · 0 0

born three months early and addicted to crack, what if Jesus came back like that?--another good song

2007-03-04 00:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God would a lot less strict.

And A LOT cooler.

Edit:
"Could God roll a joint so big..."

2007-03-04 00:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by Nowhere Man 6 · 0 1

GROW UP.<><

2007-03-04 00:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by funnana 6 · 0 3

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