Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."
2007-03-03 16:23:42 · 26 answers · asked by g_rachel04 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your sooo funny i wish i knew you.!!!!
2007-03-03 16:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by cate w 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 20:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by koguchi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh.. pretty good but this one is better...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion??!"
2007-03-03 16:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
SUPER political joke! The famous WILL ROGERS would have loved this one!-- it can be used in ANY election year at ANY
level and it's especially good because it can be used against ANY party
just by changing the names.
2007-03-03 16:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-03-03 16:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Rob D 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very nice, I agree 100%.
2007-03-03 16:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by sublime1973 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo! vote Democrat
2007-03-03 16:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha ha ha hee hee heee very true 10/10
2007-03-03 17:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would have been better if they would have landed on a few unnameable candidates -checks for wire taps-
2007-03-03 17:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
make the pie higher
2007-03-03 16:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by Nostrum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
good one..1st great joke so far...here's a star, enjoy!
2007-03-03 22:09:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋