2007-03-03 16:08:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no if humpty falls that makes him a degenerate drunk father who cant provide for his kids.
2007-03-03 17:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an omlett. dont forget that the kings horses and men are all being cooked up in there somewhere. where did the myth start that humpty was an egg? it coulve been a person. "humpty dumpty fell off a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, and all the kings horses and all the kings men couldnt put humpty together again." see, maybe not an egg. just a gruesome tale of an unfortuanute man.
2007-03-04 01:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the temperature was 100,000,000,000 degrees that day and he cracked on the sidewalk then that would make him sunny side up and if he fell in a body of water then he would be a hard boiled egg. and if he cracked on the side walk and a bunch of people stepped on him THEN he would be scrambled eggs.
2007-03-04 01:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by bambi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the pavement's really hot
2007-03-04 00:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋