Okay, I have this friend that is totally ticklish. I did not know at first but his wife told me. I have decided that I want to catch him and tickle him but good. His wife said he is dangerous when being tickled, he punches, kicks and scratches. What do you think the best way to get his gaurd down is. Any suggestion. If I can tickle him for a solid minute I think I can get him to poo himself. Help me out.
2007-03-03 15:49:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why would you want to torment someone like that?
I know I am supposed to be giving answers but that is just RUDE!!!
2007-03-03 15:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe get him around something he is not ready for, like, his weakness, or something that he isn't thinking about. When you do it, you gotta get right to the tickle spot, don't beat around the bush about it. You don't want him to start getting violent. And once he starts kicking and scratching, get out of the way.
Also, if you think it's not safe, don't do it. What's more important, getting dangerously injured or watch your friend squirm under the torture of it all?
If you're still thinking about doing it, then I admire your talent. I would do the same thing. Anyway, just be careful. Also, have fun!
Smiley=}
2007-03-03 23:58:20 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I'm sorry but that's just too weird for me. A guy tickling another guy sounds a little strange. Why would you want to? And wouldn't he be offended by the whole ordeal of it? This just doesn't sound like normal behavior for grown married men.
2007-03-04 00:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by Speedy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres what u do, next time u guys go skiing, or camping, or ne thing where ur in the same building overnight... have some rope and a pair of handcuffs... when he falls asleep slowly tie the rope around his ankles, then handcuff him loudly, he'll wake up and be all like "what the hell" then (with the other end of the rope securely anchored obviousely) you start to tickle him... and dont stop until he poos. and when he does come back and thank me
2007-03-04 01:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suggest that you let your friend touch you in some sort of impure manner so that he will have to allow you to do what you want with him. If he believes that he has violated you in some way that was not solicited, then you may be able to get away with the tickling without injury to yourself, or your friend.
2007-03-03 23:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by u go sugarchild! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get 4 friends and from behind, each friend holds down an arm and leg. then you tickle him good.
preferably, not in public. lol.
2007-03-03 23:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by syfox133 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you gotta wait till hes sleeping, tie him down, and then go nuts. hope this helps. also, make sure theres no sharp edges that he'll hurt himself on when hes trying to flail around, and that he wont get crap stains on stuff. good luck with that!
2007-03-04 01:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't want to get clobbered and it might not be worth maybe losing a friend.
2007-03-04 02:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok.
put a peice of cheese into an empty space, he will walk twards the cheese and eat it. When he starts eatting it, make your move.
2007-03-04 00:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by death_angel. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would you still want to try if you can get hit kicked and scratched
2007-03-03 23:53:26 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋