The Baptists are thick where we live.
2007-03-03 15:45:46 · 9 answers · asked by kappalokka 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Answer the door naked cover in steamy hot mash potatoes. Say give me a minute I am not done with this goat!
2007-03-03 16:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is when it's useful to have a fundie friend. I'd send them over to his place, and he'd argue with them for hours on end. Then I'd hear his recap in class the next day. It was like watching Religion SportsCenter.
2007-03-03 23:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them cookies.
If they are Baptists, point out all the errors in there theology (this could take a while), complete with scriptural references. I have a list if you want to borrow it.
2007-03-03 23:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by kmsbean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give 'em the Jack Nicholson: Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
2007-03-03 23:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by atheist_2_u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answering the door in full BSDM / fetish attire (18 inch leather strap-on and gimp mask if ya got 'em)
2007-03-03 23:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Torch.
2007-03-03 23:55:53 · answer #6 · answered by WithUnveiledFaces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't answer the door.
2007-03-03 23:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by aali_and_harith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
answer the door naked
2007-03-03 23:48:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jason Bourne 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about "no thanks"?
2007-03-03 23:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋