A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
*This joke is not mine
2007-03-03 14:51:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL! That's pretty good! Never heard that one before!
Got any more?
2007-03-03 14:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by loudy_foudy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thinks that was funny,even my husband laughed ,I bet his dad want ask for any more vaseline.
2007-03-03 14:55:29 · answer #2 · answered by Candy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, I wonder who parted them? Making a visit to the toilet would have been funny, hope they had a loo in their room.
2007-03-03 15:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha awesome
i guess the daddy wanted to make a condom so he wanted vaseline
i guess the guys thing is stuck inside
2007-03-03 14:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wheres the question in there? and who ever made that joke has a lot of problems....
2007-03-03 14:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by SmilE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
want to barrow my Vaseline
2007-03-03 14:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by TEBOE7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch....wow i would have to say that would suck but that story is hilarious
2007-03-03 14:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by elisabeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the question???
2007-03-03 14:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by cheyennerhap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-03-03 14:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by monkeyfarts6 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-03-03 14:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by phillip g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋