I have to go and buy a six pack. Will God accompany me on this journey? Does he have my back?
2007-03-03 14:09:45 · 17 answers · asked by DBA GODZY 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just got back, Laptop: L-O-bleepin' L!!!!
You ROCK!!
2007-03-03 14:34:16 · update #1
Holy shiit! Just scrolled through the answers and saw all the Godzillas - I love you guys!!
2007-03-03 14:36:00 · update #2
if god wouldnt, then i would, but godzilla can take care of herself i think
2007-03-03 14:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by -skrowzdm- 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think God always has your back.. but that he/she gives you free will which allows you to make stupid decisions and forces you to suffer the consequences of your actions. Im thinking that if you are asking this question to buy a six pack, then you are probably not old enough to make the correct choices and should wait until you have the answer.
2007-03-03 22:28:32 · answer #2 · answered by jms62394 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Personally i believe god would only accompany you if you were on a journey to land of dime bags, but that's my opinion.
I do know a few hobos that would stand boldly by your side.. for a small fee.
2007-03-03 22:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As long as it's a six pack of a god-approved item, such as 7-up or handguns.
2007-03-03 22:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That depends. Dr. Pepper or Coca Cola?
2007-03-03 22:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you take God serious, do you? You think that he is a joke, and he is not, he is worth so much more than your sarcastic comments. If you play with fire your going to get burned!
2007-03-03 22:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by ca 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but my vodka will.
Unless you live in one of those godforsaken states where the liquor stores close early.
God I hate those states. So does God.
2007-03-03 22:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by Contemplative Monkey 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Does he have my back?"
I wouldn't count on it tonight/ He's been running around like a maniac all day trying to get the lunar eclipse together on schedule.
2007-03-03 22:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by ivorytowerboy 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't need God. Your ugly mug will be sufficient to protect you.
2007-03-03 22:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you believe in God, then He's always there with you. Whether or not you'll be safe is really up to you.
2007-03-03 22:13:13 · answer #10 · answered by luna 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋