I have never heard a blond man joke. So, if you know one feel free to tell it!
2007-03-03 13:48:56 · 15 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got one!! JUST one though, so I see your point.
Ok, this guy is driving to work one morning, and he sees two blonde dudes on the side of the road. One is digging a hole, and the other is following behind filling the hole back up.
He doesnt' think too much about it until he heads back home from work and sees the same two blonde dudes still digging holes and filling them back up.
So he stops and tells them, "You know, you guys have been working really hard all day, but I just have to ask, what ARE you doing?"
And of the the guys says, "Well I'm digging holes, and my friend here is filling them in, and my other friend usually puts in a tree behind me, but he's out sick today."
2007-03-03 13:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mystical Illusions 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have 2 blonde male jokes
1. A blonde man was driving home one day when his wife called him on his cell phone.
"Honey be careful driving home there's a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road!" the wife warned.
"There's not just one, it seems like everyone's doing it!"
get it? the man was the lunatic haha okay that was lame
2. three construction workers were working on constructing the 20th story of an apartment building. At lunch break three men, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Each man had a bagged lunch with them. The brunette pulled a bologna sandwhich out of his bag.
"If my wife makes me bologna one more time I'm jumping off this building!" he said throwing the sandwhich off the building.
next the redhead pulled out a ham sandwhich
" If my wife makes me ham one more time I'm jumping off this building!" he too threw down his sandwich.
Finally the blonde pulled out a turkey sandwhich.
"If my wife makes me turkey one more time I'm jumping off this building!" he dropped his sandwhich with the others.
The next day at lunch time the brunette pulled out a bologna sandwhich and jumped, the redhead pulled out a ham sandwhich and jumped, and finally the blonde pulled out a turkey sandwhich and jumped.
The men had a joint funeral. The wives were all in hysterics except for the blonde's wife.
"I thought he liked bologna!" cried the brunette's wife.
"I thought he liked turkey" Wailed the redhead's wife.
"I thought he made his own lunch!"
2007-03-03 14:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Remy♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
look at my questions...i have one about a blonde guy joke
2007-03-03 14:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Lorraine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because, at least in my experience, women have more blonde moments
2007-03-03 13:58:21 · answer #4 · answered by tydietyler 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got 1 ......what do u say to a blonde girl with bruises around her belly button "i guess blonde men arent smart either, huh?
2007-03-03 13:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by Berkly d 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
because jokes nor words would be able to describe their extreme stupidity in comparison to a female blonde joke!
2007-03-03 13:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by eliot3454 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
because men are the ones telling them - and they do not have enough of a sense of humor to laugh at themselves
2007-03-03 13:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by Shopaholic Chick 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
b/c it's mainly blond women that are so "dumb" most of the time.
2007-03-03 13:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
blond guys are just as lacking in the brain department :) naw jking
2007-03-03 13:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if you actually read them must dont list the gender you just assume its a female
2007-03-03 14:01:54 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋