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2007-03-03 13:41:01 · 14 answers · asked by Diamond 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

yo momma

2007-03-03 13:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The funniest thing I've seen today was an IM me and my friend sent to our other friend. First we were just saying crazy random stuff and if I typed it I'd say my friend typed it and vice versa. Then:
The funniest thing I've seen today was an IM me and my friend sent to our other friend. First we were just saying crazy random stuff and if I typed it I'd say my friend typed it and vice versa. Then:
MH: This is J
MH: That was M this is J
MH: No actually the first one was me and the second one was M and I really am J
MH: no, I am
MH: Obviously that was M!
MH: No, that was J!
LB: ya
MH: I'm Jsngrhesj h
LB: brb.brb.
MH: That was me, J, only M typed stuff while I was typing.
MH: That was me, M.
MH: Not J!
MH: SHes lying.
MH: theyre both lying.
MH: This is Bob. I hacked into your computer.
MH: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
MH: that was J
MH: no, that was Bob too
MH: No, that was L.
MH: no L did not hack into Bobs computer
MH: no, he hacked into my computer
MH: she hacked into my computer
LB: so i am in the next book
LB: 2
BUZZ!!!
MH: Bob: I hacked into everyones computer. I am the master of cyberpace!
MH: what book?
MH: that was me, M, of course
MH: asking about the book!
LB: u'r next book
MH: what about it?
LB: ya
MH: that was Bob
MH: I love you. Love, Bob
LB: am i in it.u side that i could be
MH: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk
LB: ok.i love u to
MH: bob put a shark on the skreen
MH: And he also planted bugs in my room that have a videocamera in his closet.
LB: y
MH: Bob is a stalker
MH: L will u marry me? Love Bob
LB: ok
LB: i will!
MH: Okay. This is M L, do you take this Bob to be your lawfully wedded husband?
LB: yes,i do
MH: B0b, do you take this woman to be you illegally wedded wife?
MH: Bob: hmm... I guess. Uh, I mean of course.
LB: yes
LB: haha
LB: go on
MH: Okay, you may now kiss the Bob.
LB: kiss,kiss
MH: oBo0b, you may now kiss the bride
MH: Bob: :-*
BUZZ!!!
LB: :-*


Then after that we said they went to Paris for their honeymoon and lots of other funny stuff. It was just SO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-03 14:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by iq_two 3 · 0 0

during the liverpool-man u. game, one of the liverpool players kicked a man u. guy SO HARD in the balls, and i mean hard, in the air, the whole deal. and then THAT guy landed on the other guy's balls when they both fell to the ground, elbow first. ouchie. but it was the fuuuuniest thing ive seen in a long time.

nothing like a good kick in the nuts.
twice.

2007-03-03 13:56:47 · answer #3 · answered by d_mary91 2 · 0 0

when i say a lady walking dawn the street in a really long dress and a street cleaner went by then when it passed her the dress looked like a mini skirt and my nephew said miricals do happen

2007-03-03 14:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by preety kitty 1 · 1 0

Zoolander is on tv right now.. That's what i'm watching. Wow, i haven't seen this movie in a long time

2007-03-03 13:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by somegirl 4 · 0 0

Anna Nicole news stories.

2007-03-03 13:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by heynow 3 · 0 0

went to Walmart...there was this guy there....he had on a black stretch cap that tied under his chin...there were stuffed yellow tentacle-type things sticking out all over it...it looked like he was wearing a cow udder on his head

2007-03-03 14:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 1 0

I haven't seen nething funny today.

2007-03-03 13:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0 0

working for best buy i see funny things allllllllll day!

2007-03-03 13:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by SARAH D 4 · 0 0

nothing, but ur avatar looks pretty funny

2007-03-03 14:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by Prissilla_the_princess 2 · 0 0

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