And can you repeat them.
2007-03-03 12:42:19 · 9 answers · asked by totallymine2004 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are three guys going into a hotel room and they ask for one. The lady say's yes but it's hautned. So the three guys took the haunted room but then as they were sleeping they heard, "I'm the ghost of the two read eyes!" The first guy jumps out of the window and kills himself. The other two went back to bed when later on they heard, "I'm ghost of the two red eyes!". The second guy jumps out of the window and kills himself, then the other guy went back to bed when later on again he heard, "I'm the ghost of the two red eyes!" Then the third guy says, "Your going to be the ghost of the two black eyes if you don't shut up!" Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...... I hope y'all enjoyed that one.
2007-03-03 12:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Robby M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An explorer was leading an entourage through th Amazon jungle when thay heard the sounds of drums. At the next village, the learder stopped a native and asked him to explain their meaning. "Bad, real bad when drum stop!" he said before running off.
The drum beating continued to pulsate. The safari leader asked another native about it. "Bad, real bad when drums stop!"he sai. A few minutes later the drums did stop, and all the expedition members became panicked. The leader grabbed another villager and demanded to know the situation.
"Bad, real bad that drum stop," he blurted. " Now comes the bass solo!"
2007-03-03 20:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2007-03-03 21:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by ch3rrybl0ss0m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a guy walks into a bar and goes to the bartender to get a beer. the bartender charges the guy 15 cents, so he pays him the money. the guy comes back later to get another beer and a steak. the bartender charges him another 15 cents for the beer and 35 cents for the steak.
the guy likes the beer so much, he says to the bartender:
"that is the best steak i've ever had! i want to go tell the manager that personally, where is he?"
the bartender replies, "he's upstairs with my wife."
"what is he doing with your wife?"
"probably the same thing i'm doing to his business."
2007-03-03 20:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by datopher64 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A polish guy runs frantically into a police station.."help me,help me officer,my wife is trying to kill me". The officer tells the polish guy "calm down sir! Did she pull a knife out at you? Polish guy says "no"."Did she point a gun at you"? Polish guy says "no,no,no, it was nothing like that"..The officer is looking at the the guy with a confused look on his face and asks the guy "How then do you know that your wife is trying to kill you"? The polish guy replies "back at the house--in the bathroom--in the medicine cabinet.There's a bottle in there and on it it says Polish Remover!"
2007-03-03 20:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by Diggs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes I have. And No I cannot repeat them !!
2007-03-03 20:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
2007-03-03 20:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by TWT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man walked into a bar.
OUCH!!!!!
2007-03-03 20:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by Miso 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes. yes i have...
2007-03-03 20:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋