A guest in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile, "Good Morning, sir. What a wonderful morning! I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough and hard to eat. Also, I want some grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; and I'd like some butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of weak coffee, luke-warm."
"I'm sorry, sir." said the bewildered waiter. "We cannot do that for you."
The guest replied, "Oh?, But that's what I got yesterday!"
i don't get it? that's what i don't understand?
2007-03-03 12:20:35 · 10 answers · asked by babycakes_rocks 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
P.S for those of u who's gonna say i'm not american, you right, i'm indian
2007-03-03 12:35:58 · update #1
The joke is that the guests' order is actually a rant in diguise. He is basically telling the waiter, "You gave me all this horrible food yesterday. The eggs were runny and rubbery, the bread was burnt, the butter was ridiculously hard, etc. Apparently, that is the kind of service you offer. You were perfectly capable of doing it yesterday without being asked, but now you are saying that you cannot. Screw you and give me my refund."
2007-03-03 12:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by terbiyesiz_herif 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guest is trying to make a point to the waiter that the food he got yesterday from the same place was not acceptable.
2007-03-03 12:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by Stan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The man was complaining about the crappy food he got to the waiter. Is called being sarcastic.
2007-03-03 12:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy,, the guest stay aty the same hotel, that is how thay served his breakfast yesterday. Get It Now?
2007-03-03 12:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by denny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it means, yesterday the bacon was fresh, the toast was good, the coffee was good then, and the butter has been in the freezer.
It ain't that funny though
2007-03-03 12:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by awadvice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is saying that the food he got the day before was not the best and to do better.
2007-03-03 12:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The customer is pretty much saying he got a really crappy meal the previous day...
2007-03-03 12:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by Flappy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this guy is complaining about how bad the food was last time he came and is asking for the same thing.
2007-03-03 13:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by datopher64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called sarcasm, are you american?
2007-03-03 12:25:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!
thats great!
2007-03-03 12:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sir. ChatsAlot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋