Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh you almost got away with it. the other guy said i...
2007-03-03 12:00:49 · 27 answers · asked by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THIS IS THE LAST PART OF THE JOKE IT DIDN'T FIT IN THE OTHER DETAILES
saw the third guy coming in with pineapples!
2007-03-03 12:02:04 · update #1
PS I didn't write that it was posted on funny.com in 1998!
2007-03-03 12:07:11 · update #2
Hahaha, that's hilarious... the third guy came in with pineapples... ha.
2007-03-03 12:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I originally heard it as watermelons. But pineapples is better. Now where do I go to read something funny?
2007-03-03 20:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Butt spikes!
2007-03-03 20:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny id hate to be the guy with the pineapples
2007-03-03 20:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw the third guy coimg with pinnaples!
I love that joke!
2007-03-03 20:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by taylor a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a water melon..still funny.
2007-03-03 20:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by angelheart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....very funny, Thank You
Here's a star for ya, enjoy!
2007-03-04 06:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch. thats gonna hurt
2007-03-03 20:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Sir. ChatsAlot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do wanna read a funny thing. i love ppl who tell jokes on this!!!!
2007-03-03 20:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny
2007-03-03 20:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by Singing Star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋