If God is "not there", why are you HERE?

Question

You come back to the subject of God, and Jesus, and Muhammed and Buddah.....ridiculing, mocking, slashing, stabbing........

You're like a bunch of little broken-hearted girl - slash tires, smash the windows, smear lipstick......Yes?

Did God "violate" you? Nooooo. Of course not.

Little Butthole,

YESSS HE DOES???? Now, do you think a little Butthole is going to whip God?

Yo Mamma,
Ask your own guestions. Yes?

Funcaholic,
THAT IS monkey logic? Very scientific, mind you. Yes?

I DON'T GET YOUE NAME.

I'm down with that. Yes?

Monica,
Thanks. (I had my back turned)

B the Same,
That's ony a fraction of the story...........Yes?

Smiling Pricess (how's that?),

Exactly, prophecy fulfilled. Keep your eys open.
Peace.

ExpiredBat,
Of course...that works......IF YOU"RE A MONKEY! Yes?

sahara spong,

EXTREME delusion....

cheeseandrice,
uh ahh........I ...........guess.

Sgt. Pepper,

Yes I agree. Let us know when you find out. Yes?

Lookandsee,
It's "a little" deeper than that sweet. Now hurry up - there ain't much time left.

Loss Neighbor,
No................ No.

Thanks, You old Gezza.

EXCUUUUUSSSSSE ME!
BIG Butthole,

You obviously have an obsession with (*****). So You must be big Butthole.

You be carefull. That kind of thinkin' can lead you down the wrong path, or wrong "street" for that matter. There's lots of, shall we say, scouts, that LOVE that sort of attitude.
You don't want to get that thing TOO big. You won't be able to hold your cheese.

Now, start to learn the ways of "real lady", and you just might still have a chance. Yes?

THAT aught to get her to change her name................she can call HERSELF one, BUT SHE GETS PISSED WHEN WE CALL HER ONE. Go figure.....

Correction for above: smiling PRINCESS..........Yes?

Well, It did get you to remove your rediculous ranting. What are you, 14?

Answer 1

um...see this is the reason that i believe that there is a GOD!!!!

Answer 2

I'm here to learn and have fun.

I'm here because my parents got a little tipsy on St. Patty's Day and got it on.

I don't know for sure about the rest of what you're talking about, but I do like to joke and toy with people's minds. Apparently, Jaydee, we're both here for that reason.

What makes you think you know whether God "violated" me or not?

Answer 3

Some people like proof before believing something. Evolution suggests a way we got here without god having to push buttons. If god doesn't exist, of course he didn't violate anyone.

Answer 4

God is both here and there and we are here because of the 1st sin of satin ( the unwanten control of others ) he got the control of 1/3 of the angels and made them demons so give youself freely to God and don't control others.

Answer 5

Look guys - the answer to this simple - GOD is either here or He is not - If you don't believe that then go to another subject - If you are lost in your thoughts and u need someonone one to convince you that God exists - then contact me

Answer 6

I'm on Earth because humans, like other animals have a desire to procreate.

Answer 7

I am here as the result of the union of an egg and a sperm, chromosomes, DNA, water and food. Simple science.

Answer 8

I honestly don't know why I'm here; but maybe that's percisely it- I'm here to find out why I'm here.

"Cogito Ergo Sum"
"I Think; therefore, I Am."
-Descartes

Answer 9

Which God are you talking about?

I'm here, alive that is, because my mother gave birth to me. My species is here on Earth because we evolved.

Answer 10

Does that even make sense?

If "god" is there, where did he come from?
Why is it such a "valid" argument to say that he was "always there"?

Answer 11

Are you insinuating that we were all "created" from a "fire god"? 'A Consuming Flame' "created" us?