Any1 know this joke, I only know bits(if that)?

Question

Its one where a mom tells a little boy that sh*t is another name for carpet and other stuff and then cops i think knock on d door and d boy answers and tells em in a sentence with all the other names the mother tells him. 'walk over the sh*t come into...' thats all I really know.

Answer 1

i think that i found it, it says "Mommy, what does sh!t mean?" The mother quickly replies, "Sh!t is just another word for makeup dear."

Answer 2

Sorry I never heard that one!