2007-03-03 11:15:29 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A true soul mate. I have mine. 30+ years and still kicking!
2007-03-03 11:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the washing up.
2007-03-03 11:19:12 · answer #2 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There used to be a lot of old jokes about:
A nymphomaniac who owns a Pub next door to a Brothel.
A woman says to her husband
"Quick, come in here and make Mad,Passionate Love to me"
The husband says
"What's come over you?"
She says "I want to time me Soft-boiled egg"
Teacher says to a little Boy:
"What's it called when you only have one Wife"
He says:
"Monotony"
Husband says to his wife:
"He's a big-headed bloke at number 23,
He reckons he's made love to every woman in the street.Except one!
Wife says:
"I wonder who she is?"
Wife says:
"I've been reading a Magazine,Love!
Can we make love like Doggies do?"
Husband says:
"Who'd throw a bucket o' water o'er us?"
There's another version where the husband asks this Doggie thing:
Wife says:
" Promise you'll do it on a street where nobody
knows us."
If you really want my truthful answer.It's a six-foot- three inch tall polititian.
Before you accuse me of being totally Nuts,
Type URSULA PLASSNIK into Wikipedia(or just any search)
And please Guys.
She's MINE!
Do you HEAR ME!
She's MIIINE!
Do you know that that BUM Jack Straw has had hold of her hand!
That's my vote you won't get.
Let me know what you think.
Is she divine?.Or is she divine?
2007-03-03 12:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by Vincent A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A millionaire with 3 months to live??
Only kidding! Honest.
2007-03-04 06:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by 2bitnobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ideal mate for the "perfect husband"
2007-03-03 11:24:04 · answer #5 · answered by bhs2paint 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there used to be an answer to this,it went something along the lines of:
a chef in the kitchen
a lady in a restaraunt
and a whore in the bedroom!!
2007-03-03 22:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by toolbox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes two to tango.
You cant define a perfect wife without defining a perfect husband.
If both are up to each other's expectations, then they are perfect!
But what normally happened is:
A woman married a man expected him 'to change', but he did not, while a man married a woman expected her 'NOT to change', but she changed!
2007-03-03 11:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
heres a good 1 for u
the perfect husband :1 that can buy his wife everything she wants n fullfill all of jher desires
perfect wife:who can find such a husband
2007-03-03 11:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
the Stepford Wives
2007-03-03 16:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
From a womens point of view.....
One that loves her husband despite all his faults.
From a mans point of view.....She can cook, she doesnt talk much and is good in bed and it would not hurt if all his mates wanted her as well.
2007-03-03 11:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by Sam k 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋