A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It´s too hot. It´s too cold. The accommodations are awful.
The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin´ ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"t he guide said. "Unfortunately, it´s being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."
"We can´t be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can´t kiss the stupid stone."
"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you´ll have the same good fortune."
"And I suppose you´ve kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
"No, ma´am," the frustrated guide said, "but I´ve sat on it."
I don't understand the last part, when he sat on it? What's that suppose mean?
2007-03-03 11:07:46 · 23 answers · asked by babycakes_rocks 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Boss got the answer first, so no need to answer, OH AND BESIDE THIS QUESTION WAS ASKED 2 MINUTES AGO AND 20 QUESTIONS, thats a lot.
2007-03-03 11:20:33 · update #1
kiss his as*
2007-03-03 11:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by the Boss 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nah - he hasn't sat on it.
And nor has anybody else.
The stone is part of a wall.
To kiss it two strong men hold your legs while you lean over the top and hang down to reach it.
Well, that's spoiled your joke!
2007-03-03 19:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means his butt touched the stone so his butt has the stone magic. The only way the woman could get the stone's magic she has to kiss his booty.
2007-03-03 19:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it means he's telling her to kiss his a**.. Since it said he was getting frustrated with her. Hope this helps :)
2007-03-03 19:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhhhh, where he was expecting to get kissed by her?
The joke is a rather clever one in fact. Enjoy.
2007-03-03 19:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by answerme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he mans since he sat on it and the kiss thingy
kiss my butt =]
2007-03-03 19:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Rawr♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was telling her to kiss his behind.
2007-03-03 19:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Squirrley Temple 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was inviting her to kiss his hind parts
2007-03-03 19:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by regina s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's telling her to kiss his a s s
2007-03-03 19:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's telling her to kiss his butt
2007-03-03 19:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by codiane99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wants her to kiss his butt.
2007-03-03 19:10:46 · answer #11 · answered by jaypea40 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋