My wife saw a TV show where the Crocodile Hunter from Australia claimed that the potency of ones juice increases if the nuts are wrapped in onion to keep it cool. The doctor recommended letting the coconuts hang loose and not to squish it tightly in briefs to raise the count. Also the MD out of Sri Lanka recommends to keep it cool down there, even though I could never do it cooly and heat up in passion. My wife even has me going to work in boxers the jewels tied up in onion and resting on an ice pack. While at work I work with an obvious gait and a huge gap between my legs. People ask me if I have been punched down there, or did someone "grab it". The other day at a lunch meeting I heard people comment "boy the onions in the omelete sure did their job" and I poured a gallon of eau de cologne all over my pinstripes. Is the matter going too far? Should I get rid of the ice and onions and slip back into my briefs? Or is it worth the sacrifice in the name of paternity and fraternity?
2007-03-03 10:18:10 · 14 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
O.K. the boxers vs. briefs thing i know has validity to it...but ONIONS? What the hell can an onion do for your testicles, besides make them smell horrible?!? I've even heard of the icing down treatment, but c'mon, an onion is just way too loopy. Did you get any scientific, medical proof about the 'sperm producing' power of an onion before you wrapped your nuggets in them? That's just ludicrous. And yes, it is going too far in the name of paternity...the boxer thing and ice, no, but onion? Yes.
2007-03-03 11:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by Carrie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whaaat? to office like that, can't imagine. c'mon ! people will think u have peed in ur pants, bcos of the bad smell and leaking ice pack.
it is correct to seriously plan for a child, but ur case is getting serious due to such planning.
wear loose clothing, b cool, ask ur wife to keep ice pack during foreplay, that will increase ur interest too!
keep every so-called treatments at home limits, i am sure u may not b able to concentrate on ur job too due to all these. don't do such a mistake.
howmuchever v try, somethings like marriage, childbrth, studies, job r not really wholly in our hands. then why take tension? relax.
2007-03-03 19:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by purna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I understand your concern, it is true that you should keep it cool... but pls not with an onion or something as such.. you may get a skin disease as that parts skin are too delicate.. so relax and let nature take its own pretty time.. dont worry tell your wife that she will concieve, for sure.. tell her not to be tense as tension is the main cause of delay.. enjoy the days togather and leave the rest in gods hand..
All the best..I wil keep you in my prayers
2007-03-03 16:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by Richa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she is wanting to do the ice and onions, then do it at home only. I personally would not want to smell an onion walking around. I have also never ever heard of the onions. The ice and boxers, yeah sure, but onions, omg!
2007-03-03 10:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by punkin_eater26 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wore boxers from junior intense until at present (i'm 34). I even have observed that my balls do swing decrease and slap against my leg while i'm donning boxers and unfastened slacks. i'm afraid human beings in my place of work can actually hear the slapping as quickly as I walk interior the process the halls. So for sure I have been given fairly self ethical experience approximately it and started out donning briefs. they are somewhat snug. while i'm relaxing at abode I kick back in boxers. i think of that in case you have huge nuts, gravity is going to tug at them slightly extra good and their going to finally finally end up getting overwhelmed between your knees in case you do no longer provide them domestic dogs some help.
2016-10-02 08:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by grimon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I think you've really lost it!! You've come up with a sure deterrent to procreation. Why not go all the way and try hot pepper if you can be so gullible and silly. I know this is not for real!!
2007-03-03 12:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by bombastic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee.. I don`t know..maybe you should try it for awhile...my husband did that and we were successful! We now have two children and I just sent my hubby back to the store for more onions!!! Sure...it`s really worth the sacrifice...how bad do u want it, dude?? A mans gotta` do what a mans gotta do!!!
2007-03-03 10:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by heather h 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put deodorant on them and skip the briefs. Briefs don't let your testicles breathe. Also, stop crossing your legs, you're cutting off your circulation.
2007-03-03 10:28:23 · answer #8 · answered by el_barto_16302 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds so wacky. I would not do that. You will get your wife pregnant when it is meant to be no matter what you try or how hard you do it.
2007-03-03 10:53:20 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♥Julian'sMommy♥ஐ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW u might have gone a LITTLE too far wid dat one....JUS A LIL!!
2007-03-03 10:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by 123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋