The bartender tells the pig, "Down the hall & to the left."
A 2nd pig walks in & says, "Give me 2 drinks & tell me where the bathroom is." The bartender says, "Down the hall & to the left."
A 3rd pig walks in and says, "Give me 3 drinks & tell me where the bathroom is." The bartender says, "Down the hall & to the left."
A 4th pig walks in and says, "Give me 4 drinks & tell me where the bathroom is." The bartender says, "Down the hall & to the left."
A 5th pig walks in and says, "Bartender, give me 5 drinks." He drinks them and gets up to leave.
The bartender says, "Hey! Aren't you going to ask me where the bathroom is?"
"No", said the pig.
"I'm the little piggy that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home!"
:)
2007-03-03
10:00:55
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