Okay, now sit down now, boys and girls - it's story time! Shhhh.... Once upon a time, billions of years ago, there was nothing. Suddenly, magically, the nothing exploded into something. That something is called hydrogen. Can you say "hydrogen?" I knew you could. This hydrogen eventually cooled down enough to condense into solid rock. It was magic rock. Inert and lifeless, but still magical. And then, magically, water formed in the sky above the rock. The waters rained on the rock for, oh, let's say billions of years. Some of the rock broke down into minerals, and these minerals washed into a pool of water.
Then one day some of these minerals magically formed into a kind of goo in the pool of water. Can you say "goo?" I knew you could. Well do you know what happened then? That's right! The goo magically became ALIVE. So anyway, this bit of magic goo magically found something to eat. Then, magically, it found another bit of magic goo to marry, and they had a whole bunch of magical little goos. Eventually - millions of years later - some of this goo grew up into all the plants and animals in the world around us. If it's alive, it came from that first bit of magic goo! Well, more time went on. Finally some of this goo magically evolved - can you say "evolved?" I knew you could - some of this goo magically evolved upwards and upwards, growing ever more advanced, bigger, stronger, smarter, until it became a kind of magical hairless ape with thumbs.
And do you know who those apes are? That's right! They're YOU and ME! We are the magic rock apes! And you know what else? Someday we'll evolve enough that we'll become the God we all know doesn't exist. Now take a nap.
2007-03-03 09:58:28 · 6 answers · asked by Theoretically Speaking 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and you say cretionists are dumb?
2007-03-03 09:58:48 · update #1
Wow, great story. This is a new level in ridicule. This is enough to match the Great Sphagetti Monster!
2007-03-03 10:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saying something happened "magically" because you don't understand it falls within the realm of religion, not science.
2007-03-03 18:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by eldad9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yet another someone who needs an education on what evolution is and how it works...
Get a clue, Spanky...
2007-03-03 18:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by jtim24 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Learn something every day.
2007-03-03 18:03:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i dont thing all creationists are dumb, only you
2007-03-03 18:02:29 · answer #5 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes... "cretionists" are dumb...
2007-03-03 18:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by funaholic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋