It is unwise to talk about one's haemorroids whilst serving the sprouts...?

Question

What other things should one not do simultaneously? Ten points for the most amusing answer! Let's have a laugh!

Answer 1

It is unwise. Other things not to speak about when serving foods include:
What the new puppy did under the table overnight
Cleaning cat litter boxes
Ones open boils and other oozing things
Ones planned recovery from an STD infection
The amazing shades of what ones mate's baby left in its nappy.
Other don't do at the same time things include:
Snoring or yawning during sex.
Picking ones nose while talking to the vicar
Picking the vicar's wife's nose while talking to the vicar
Talking with ones mouth full of tea, beer or other beverage.
And my favourite, often done to irritate the blazes out of people:
Picking the seat of my trousers with index finger of the other hand under my nose, saying "I switch off now and again, it helps keep me awake during boring conversations."

--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 2

Very unwise. the guy is averting interplay which he fears would bring about undesirable consequences, alongside with a request for extra intimacy, which maximum adult men concern. the guy should be open to the purposes of the female friend. females opt for to satisfy needs of intimacy and nurturing, the "mushy" such issues as love, affection, embraces, romance, and little communicate. although adult men are not any more in many cases solid at this, a touch understand-how and compromise ought to ascertain that the relationship will undergo. females might want to keep in mind that the guy has his needs, too, and plan therefore!

Answer 3

Is married life that dull?

Farting during 69.

Answer 4

Shake same one's hand while stabbing them in the back.

Answer 5

Shona thank you, you've made me laugh I needed that xx

Answer 6

As long as you dont ask them if they want piles of em on their plate !!

Answer 7

my hemorrhoids don't hang around they like to travel so i throw them over me shoulder