2007-03-03 09:18:45 · 25 answers · asked by "Corey" 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Man!" "I never said Man. I said Manna!"
2007-03-03 09:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by Mary W 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God has told many such jokes and still does. Here is a good article on the subject. http://www.bobhostetler.com/writing/favorite008.html
The Bible when you examine it is rich in humour.
Proverbs 15:13 A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.
Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
2007-03-03 09:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God says...
"A Christian hunter is hunting bears in the woods. While walking up a hill he grabs a branch for leverage and it breaks sending the hunter tumbling down the hill, gun flying off elsewhere. When the hunter dusts himself off he sees a huge bear charging him. The hunter begins running, but trips and falls, landing on his knees. Seizing the opportunity, and being a good Christian, the hunter begins to pray, "Lord, make this bear a Christian."
The woods are quiet, the hunter turns and, Hallelujah! He sees the bear on his knees, paws together, praying! Listening, he hears the bear praying, "Father, bless this food to my body."
The key point here is that I answer the prayers of the righteous, but the answer you get from Me may not be the answer you want, BUT it will always be the right answer!"
2007-03-03 09:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ask Mr. Religion 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God: If I told a funny, whimsical joke, what would it be?
You: ....
God: No serously.
You: ....
2007-03-03 09:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by eve 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I created heaven and earth i created man. i know everything that will happen yet i still blame man for sin even though i created it. funny joke ey
2007-03-03 09:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think God's best joke was in creating us.
2007-03-03 09:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by puhpaul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 nuns get killed in a car accident.
At the gate to heaven, an angel appears and tells them they must each answer a question correctly in order to get into heaven.
She asks the 1st nun, "Who was the first man?", The nun says "Adam" and the angel lets her in.
She asks the 2nd nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?", The nun says "The Garden of Eden" and the angel lets her in.
She tells the 3rd nun, who was the head nun, "Your question will be harder, because of your position." She asks the 3rd nun, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The 3rd nun thinks and says "Hmm...that's a hard one."
The angel says "Yep, you're in."
2007-03-03 09:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by StefanS 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Ok... Three nuns walk up to the pearly gate. St. Peter told them they had to answer one question to enter the Gates of Heaven. Peter asked the first nun, 'What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?' The nun thought for a second, tapping her finger on her chin. 'That's a hard one,' she said. And the Gates opened and Peter said, 'You may enter Heaven.'"
2007-03-03 09:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by Alex W 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He would create something more funny looking than a platypus.
2007-03-03 09:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by One Odd Duck 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't tell jokes silly..... he poses riddles. Like the one about how He created everything. He allows mankind to know the truth, but He does not stop satan from giving false testimony to test us. The truth will set you free.
2007-03-03 09:23:47 · answer #10 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
You mean, the fact that people believe he exists isn't a big enough joke already?
2007-03-03 09:22:39 · answer #11 · answered by jtim24 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋