Laptop Jesus 2.0 is the only Jesus for me!
2007-03-03 09:01:49 · 31 answers · asked by DBA GODZY 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm with you all the way, Laptop :)
2007-03-03 09:13:19 · update #1
Hmm, based on the answers above, I have a fan club of one. It's time meet this other Jesus-person and lay down a hurtin!
Just like Jehovah, I don't like competition!
(edit) A fan club of 3!!! Well then, now we can gang up on this other alleged "Jesus" person. Who's with meeeeee?
2007-03-03 09:07:58 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm not into Jesus worship.
But I do like Laptop Jesus 2.0
2007-03-03 17:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hard question, indeed, there are so many....
There's the Mormon Jesus, who is the brother os Satan or something...
There's the Jehovah's Witness Jesus, who is just a man - or at least, not God...
THen there's the pentecostal Jesus whose name you have to shout out when You're baptized...
Then there's the Satanic Jesus, who is a deceiver..
The Baptist Jesus, who is the second person of the Trinity and the Creator God...
The Bob Jones Jesus who wants us to kill ourselves..
The Islamic Jesus, who was a Prophet only.
The academic's JESUS who was probably a historical figure who got blown waaaay out of proportion because of politics and a need to control the masses....
The Jesus of the BIBLE, who... well... is the same as all of the abbove Jesuses... But people still think there's a way to weed out the bad Jesuses and find the true Jesus....
I choose the academics Jesus... Just because they are the smartest group. I mean, one can "BELIEVE" in anything right?
2007-03-03 17:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by The Burninator 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a very common name in other parts of the world and during the time of Christ, so this question is meaningless.
2007-03-03 17:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by MoPleasure4U 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laptop 2.0 is my personal savior.He saved me from demon rum, unless anyone asks a question about Pascal's Wager.
2007-03-03 17:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not worship the son of man Jesus who is of the earth.
I do worship The Spirit man made flesh God's Word..
I worship the Spirit of Jesus by:
I respect the spirit of good towards others and things, ( things being: trees, grass, earth ect. )
I respect the spirit of truth in me and others
I respect the spirit of righteousness/ fairness in my dealings with others...
2007-03-03 17:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by john 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one and only Jesus Christ, The Son of God
2007-03-03 17:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to imagine Jesus as a crazy man, dressed in a napolean outfit and muttering to himself on a streetcorner somewhere in Kansas...I throw him a dollar, and he tells me that he is the king of France, then we both laugh and he whisks me away to heaven. Thats the jesus I pray to!
2007-03-03 17:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by Apathesis 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus King Of Kings and Lord Of Lords, THE ONLY VERSION!!
2007-03-03 17:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i worship the one and true jesus who died on the cross for my sins. it saddens me to see people who so publicly display there hate for Christianity when in the end they will pay the price, for all the non believers i am praying for you
2007-03-03 17:38:08 · answer #10 · answered by best answer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋