My daughter said to a bald man swimming in a hotel pool 'Oh I really thought your head was a ball'.
2007-03-03 08:54:07 · 28 answers · asked by OO7 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
My daughter told my mother in law that 'mummy wants me to be a tom boy like her, she even has a pretend willy under her mattress'
Why does the world never open up and swollow you on these occasions?
2007-03-03 08:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is 4 and comes out with the most embarrassing things all the time.
She once told the hairdresser that her dad stunk of fart and that I'd made him sleep in the shed,
she also asked a pregnant woman in tesco why she hadn't chewed the melon shed eaten.
she told the ticket seller at the cinema that she was going to put her dad back in the zoo.
she asked a really fat woman working on the checkout she needed to eat less sweets cause she had a nice face but was too fat.
Also she told her teacher that her gran-dad's a plonker cause he don't know how to screw and needs more practise(what she meant was that he didn't know how to put her car together cause he had the wrong screw driver)
It goes on and on
2007-03-03 09:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by sparkytasa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At a church social my son (12 years old at the time) talk to a group of very religious people about how funny 'life of brian' is. He was telling them about certain scenes in the film and the looks on their faces were pricesless!!!
my son has always been a very polite young man and was not aware of their discomfort when mentioning this film.
2007-03-03 12:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by b1uecee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter who is now 7, walked up to a close friend who had recently suffered a very bad glandular illness a few years back that had made her put on a lot of wieght.
She took one look at her and proclaimed ' The last time i saw you, you were really skinny. You must be having a lot of babies at once. Can i have one?'
Children say the nicest things :)
2007-03-03 09:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi, My daughter many years ago read in the paper that someone eating in a famous fast food restaurant had found a worm in the fillet of fish burger, i loved these particular burgers and when we went into this fast food restaurant i ordered this burger, when it came i opened it to see if it had tartar sauce on it, and my daughter very loudly asked if i was looking for a worm. Everyone around us was laughing.
2007-03-04 06:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by kevina p 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My son was the one you could never take on public transport; his eye would be sure to find the one oddity on the bus/train. The one poor unfortunate to have a limp/squint/bald head/. We were on a bus one day, and a man with a big tumour-like growth on the side of neck got on the bus. My heart filled with dread; son's eyes radared in on this man's neck. I could sense some remark forming in his head; in vain, I hissed in his ear..."don't stare and don't open your mouth"
Ah, waste of time. He said, at the top of his voice,
"but why, mam? That man has a little head growing out of his big head!"
2007-03-03 09:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by marie m 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My mum's husband has Parkinson's disease and suffers from very bad tremors as well as shaking & twitching arms and legs.
My four year old daughter said to my mum while the whole family was eating boxing day dinner " Nanny, will you tell Bill to stop fidgeting, He's wobbling the table and I can't eat my dinner". I was most embarressed!!!!
2007-03-03 09:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have an unce who at the age of 34 still lves at home with his mum, when they were visiting my daughter who is 7 shouted out at the top of her voice when it was very quiet ' Ha ha, your big and u still live with your mummy'.
I could have died, and it was all because me and my bf had previsously told her the day before about going university and being big and having her own house.
2007-03-03 23:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by stacey f 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my daughter (who has the nut allergy and has to check every ingrediant before eating anything)announced in front of all the neighbours mummy I forgot and just ate the sweets my friend gave me but its ok I didnt take an erection,she ment a reaction but oh boy I was red faced
2007-03-03 09:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was picking my kids up from their dads one afternoon and my son who was 11 back then asked me what an orgasm was, i didn't know what to say and tried to ignore the question until his elder brother then 13 said, "it's something you take to bed with you" and i must say....i laughed my head off all the way home...i will never forget that...he's now 18, so i think he may have a rough idea what it means by now...or maybe not....lol....i choose not to think about it...lol...but it was funny at the time
2007-03-03 12:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋