2007-03-03 08:47:18 · 19 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have experienced the law of gravity and when I disobey the law of gravity it is painful.
If I joke about God nothing happens.
2007-03-03 08:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Because if you read about Intelligent Falling is just bloody stupid.
Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning is full of true nonsense. The theory they propose is ludicrous. What are they trying to teach to your church goers and children. Boy, no wonder you have such a bad reputation in the world today!
You say that gravity is just a theory. Well Intelligent Falling is just a junk theory proposed by a infantile church.
2007-03-03 17:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intelligent Falling? Is that the theory where you fell on your head and lost your mind? Then I believe it. It's absolutely true.
2007-03-03 16:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. That would suggest that stupid people should just float off the face of the planet into space never to return.
Which sounds fine until you realise George Bush is still here.
I think your theory just flunked its first test. Nice try though!
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2007-03-03 16:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
9.81 lies! It only falls if Big Daddy wants it too! Why do you think helium baloons don't fall?
Because Big Daddy doesn't want them to! ; )
Donate now to the College of Big Daddy in the Sky Theory!
2007-03-03 16:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say it, Brother! Spread the word of the One True Pasta, Sauce Be Upon Him, Ra-men!
2007-03-03 16:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by hznfrst 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Silly fundamentalist scientists. Lying to us all the bloody time. Gravity, evolution, heliocentric solar systems!
2007-03-03 16:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah, and who voted that theory into law anyway.
i figure because the earth is constantly moving away from me, that i am simply constantly falling towards the earth.
2007-03-03 16:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remeber when George Bush dropped that dog? That was so funny! i don't think that dog intelligently fell on its face. Bush is a jackass
2007-03-03 16:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sacajaweava 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A discussion about the fallacies of gravity:
http://www.christianforums.com/t3070857-the-fallacies-of-gravity.html
Intelligent falling:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512
2007-03-03 16:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by eldad9 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋