What are some good quotes?

Answer 1

I don't really know inspirational quotes but I know funny quotes:


1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2-Borrow money from pessimists – they don't expect it back.
3- Half the people you know are below average.
4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
9- All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
11- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
12- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
19- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
20- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.


-All of these are by Steven Wright

Answer 2

“I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.”

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
-- Woody Allen

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
-- Douglas Adams

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
-- Oscar Wilde

Answer 3

That depends on the subject you're looking for quotes on. Clever? Motivational? Try poking around on some of these sites.

Answer 4

Dont hate me for I am different, but look up to me for I have the courage to stand out and be my true self

Life gives you thousands of chances, all you have to do is take one.

Happiness doesn't mean that everything is perfect...it just means that you have decided to look past the imperfections

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".

Normal means to be the same.
No one is the same.
Therefore,
no one is normal

Life is like a chapter book. you read the book but do not reread chapters you just keep going. do not dwell on the last mistake you made or that last chapter closed in your life but keep going & learn from it do not make your past apart of your future

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

Answer 5

"Absence is to Love as Wind is to Fire: it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great"

"Life is like a bubble bath: the longer you stay in, the more wrinkles you get"

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"

"I could be unstoppable...if I could just get started"

"Procrastinate now. Don't put it off"

"If the first grape you eat is sour, you will not bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is sweet, then you will be willing to eat a lot of sour grapes in search of another sweet one"

"What lies before us and what lies beyond us is tiny compared to what lies within us"

Answer 6

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends

these are from martin luther king jr they are amazing

Answer 7

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Answer 8

the best things in life are unseen, that's why we kiss, dream, and cry with our eyes closed

Answer 9

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

Answer 10

"It is with only with the heart that one can see rightly."
- De Exupery