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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.



does anyone know the answer?!?!

2007-03-03 07:35:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

The answer is Time... just read this song...

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

"TIME" - by Neil Gaiman

2007-03-03 07:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron 4 · 2 0

Time

2007-03-03 15:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by Fabulously Broke in the City 5 · 0 0

Actually, it is not time, but air, or wind.

The only one that might be confusing is the polar bear one.

Polar bears have hollow fur, this allows air to be trapped inside and provides insulation. This is why they are white. . . .

2007-03-03 15:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0 1

time

2007-03-03 15:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by His Fiance of 2009 2 · 0 0

well i guess the abaove got that right

2007-03-03 15:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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