Man is fed up with being burgled, so he teaches his parrot to dial 999 [our emergency no. for u yanks] he puts a phone in the birds cage. Off he goes to work, and later the parrot hears the sound of breaking glass, and he dials 999. Operator, "hello, which service do you require"? Parrot, "who's a pretty boy then."..
2007-03-03 07:06:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice very very nice
2007-03-03 07:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by chewystuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense but I don't think it's funny. What the deal with the parrot and the 999?
2007-03-03 07:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MEH!
Magician & his parrot are on a boat working. Every night the parrot ruins the act, saying 'it's up his sleeve / under his hat' etc. One stormy night the boat sinks, the parrot & magician are on a lifeboat. They don't speak for 2 days. On the 3rd day, the parrot breaks the silence & says, 'OK wise*ss, I give up, What did you do with the boat?'
2007-03-03 07:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. Sounds like that parrot needs stuffing with pollyfiller
2007-03-03 07:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the parrot know a man had answered the call ? hahaha
2007-03-03 07:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mate that really aint funny.clever parrot fore dialing but thats alllllllllllllllllll
2007-03-03 07:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by lovelylady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-03-03 07:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this joke more than I hated it.
2007-03-03 08:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes good one.
2007-03-03 08:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont get it sorry.oh yes i do he never taught him to say there was a robbery.lol
2007-03-03 07:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by Dooby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋