2007-03-03 07:00:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's my sort of thing. Thanks everyone. Loving it.
2007-03-03 07:11:34 · update #1
Irish girl goes to her mother and says that she thinks she's pregnant.
Her mother asks.."Are you sure it's yours?"
2007-03-03 10:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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Two men walked into a bar.
You'd think the second one would duck.
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A grizzly bear walks into a pub and leans on the bar. He looks long at hard at every drink behind the bar and then repeats the process. The barman says 'Why the large paws'?
3
Whats brown and green, has 6 legs and falls on people from high trees?
A snooker table.
2007-03-03 15:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
why was 6 scared
because 7 , 8 , 9.
2007-03-03 19:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by vici 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"....
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender " todays my birthday, how about a free drink"? The bartender says " the bathroom is right around the corner".
2007-03-03 15:28:34 · answer #4 · answered by Mike S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats the difference between a tractor and a man with twenty kids. Ones got hydraulics the others got dry bollocks.
2007-03-03 15:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bear walks up to a rabbit and says "do you have trouble with sh1t sticking to your fur" the rabbit says "no", so the bear picks him up and wipes his ar5e with him.
2 eggs in a frying pan 1st egg says funk me its hot in here, the 2nd egg says funk me a talking egg..!!
2 fish in a tank one says to the other do you know how to drive this thing..??
My testicles started saying things like "westlife are a good band" and "we don't pay enough tax in england". I went to the doctor and he said they were obviously talking b0ll0cks..
sorry didn't see sausage/egg joke, great minds think alike though..!!
2007-03-03 15:24:57 · answer #6 · answered by spy1ke 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A sausage and an egg are in a frying pan the egg says WOW its hot in here,the sausage says AAAAHHHHH a talking egg!!
2007-03-03 15:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by rageon1977 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do three blondes make chocolate chip cookies?
One to mix the batter and two to peel the smarties!
2007-03-03 15:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
a man walks into a bar and the barman asks, " why have you got a fried egg on yer head", the man replies, "cos the hard boiled ones keep falling off".
2007-03-03 15:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the traffic lights say to the car?
Dont look while i am changing
2007-03-05 05:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by pixienaefaebanff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the man who lived in a tyre?
He got a puncture and now he lives in a flat!
2007-03-03 15:11:44 · answer #11 · answered by Chris the barman 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋